








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3180 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3591 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3116 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3361 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,627,771 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx monke | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | swazie | 51% | 106 |
| #3 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 50% | 112 |
| #4 | Kirmesgemeinde | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Drückeberger | 48% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kirmesgemeinde | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Drückeberger | 48% | 183 |
| #6 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 45% | 166 |
| #7 | Perry | 43% | 51 |
| #8 | Belzebub | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 79 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | Drückeberger | 57 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 39 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | swazie | 29 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | 3hFreeSx monke | 25 | 0.0198 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drückeberger | 910 | 0.24 | 31 min |
| #2 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 641 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | swazie | 460 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 341 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | 3hFreeSx monke | 123 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drückeberger | +1.42 | 85 | 84 |
| #2 | swazie | +1.35 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | +0.89 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | +0.68 | 69 | 78 |
| #5 | Perry | +0.02 | 76 | 64 |





