








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2392 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2189 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1736 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2009 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $910,381 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 58 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | Drückeberger | 41 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | 3hFreeSx monke | 32 | 0.0167 |
| #4 | [AiR] 9Milli | 26 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | swazie | 19 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drückeberger | 641 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #2 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 523 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | swazie | 358 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | [AiR] 9Milli | 230 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | 3hFreeSx monke | 151 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | +2.14 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | swazie | +1.38 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | Drückeberger | +1.12 | 83 | 84 |
| #4 | iReaTix | +0.90 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | +0.19 | 70 | 77 |





