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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 942 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1461 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1921 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1278 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $949,023 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 38 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 29 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | Drückeberger | 29 | 0.0282 |
| #4 | [AiR] 9Milli | 26 | 0.0206 |
| #5 | Kirmesgemeinde | 8 | 0.0229 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 370 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Drückeberger | 295 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #3 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | 267 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | [AiR] 9Milli | 130 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | swazie | 119 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | +3.29 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Drückeberger | +2.55 | 88 | 81 |
| #3 | swazie | +1.13 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | +1.10 | 71 | 74 |
| #5 | 3hFreeSx monke | -0.04 | 48 | 54 |





