








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 760 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 137 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




226 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5808 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4387 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4898 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4259 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,974,623 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1093 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Major | kickback.com | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Nuckler | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | Starv0leg | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx monke | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | swazie | 49% | 121 |
| #8 | Kirmesgemeinde | 49% | 76 |
| #9 | Drückeberger | 48% | 179 |
| #10 | Belzebub | 45% | 31 |
| #11 | [AiR] 9Milli | 45% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drückeberger | 63 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | [AiR] 9Milli | 49 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 36 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | Perry | 32 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | swazie | 31 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drückeberger | 960 | 0.26 | 33 min |
| #2 | swazie | 568 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | Perry | 426 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | 403 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | [AiR] 9Milli | 338 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3hFreeSx Familienvater | +1.48 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Drückeberger | +1.23 | 83 | 84 |
| #3 | swazie | +1.14 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | 3hFreeSx LeqZi | +0.57 | 71 | 78 |
| #5 | Perry | +0.48 | 77 | 58 |





