








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1125 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1253 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 893 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1101 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,614 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapinha | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | デ ︻ ₳₭-❹❼ | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | XANTARES PEEK | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | ★1Ldestiny | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | RASO | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ISP.600 | 38% | 24 |
| #7 | MaHoRaGa_32 | 37% | 19 |
| #8 | Camarada | 37% | 19 |
| #9 | ✝㊗︎Pau1812㊙︎✝ | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapinha | 3 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | ISP.600 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ★1Ldestiny | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ✝㊗︎Pau1812㊙︎✝ | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | XANTARES PEEK | 2 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Camarada | 82 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | ISP.600 | 74 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | ★1Ldestiny | 68 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | MaHoRaGa_32 | 66 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mapinha | 59 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mapinha | +3.18 | 52 | 52 |
| #2 | XANTARES PEEK | +1.98 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | ★1Ldestiny | +1.00 | 56 | 62 |
| #4 | Atortosa | +0.72 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | +0.07 | 63 | 37 |





