








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5716 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6281 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7083 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2560 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,509,586 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Posti | | 60% | 87 |
| #2 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | 54% | 303 |
| #3 | [PBS] Espia | 54% | 106 |
| #4 | nuurs23 | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Camarada | 52% | 519 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | nuurs23 | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Camarada | 52% | 519 |
| #6 | ✝㊗︎Pau1812㊙︎✝ | 51% | 75 |
| #7 | kimiStyles | 47% | 43 |
| #8 | Nurs | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Camarada | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ✝㊗︎Pau1812㊙︎✝ | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | [PBS] Espia | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | nuurs23 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Camarada | 1838 | 0.17 | 45 min |
| #2 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | 298 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | nuurs23 | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | | Posti | | 101 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | [PBS] Espia | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RASO | +1.52 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | [PBS] Espia | +0.71 | 46 | 62 |
| #3 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | +0.48 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | Nurs | +0.42 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | kimiStyles | +0.05 | 67 | 56 |





