








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 786 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12522 | 28% |
| Smokes | 12817 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10660 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8686 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,785,331 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuurs23 | 59% | 133 |
| #2 | ✝㊗︎Pau1812㊙︎✝ | 57% | 83 |
| #3 | | Posti | | 54% | 172 |
| #4 | [PBS] Espia | 53% | 283 |
| #5 | RASO | 52% | 519 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RASO | 36 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ✝㊗︎Pau1812㊙︎✝ | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | nuurs23 | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | | Posti | | 8 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RASO | 1803 | 0.16 | 42 min |
| #2 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | 400 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | nuurs23 | 266 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | [PBS] Espia | 253 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | | Posti | | 211 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuurs23 | +1.54 | 55 | 63 |
| #2 | RASO | +1.48 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | _𝕯𝖆𝖋*𝖖 | +0.23 | 54 | 58 |
| #4 | Nurs | +0.20 | 47 | 66 |
| #5 | [PBS] Espia | -0.06 | 44 | 59 |





