








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,634 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2067 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1931 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2216 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2420 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $650,817 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★1Ldestiny | 46% | 37 |
| #2 | ISP.600 | 44% | 93 |
| #3 | IΠΣIΛΩN | 39% | 23 |
| #4 | Atortosa | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★1Ldestiny | 46% | 37 |
| #2 | ISP.600 | 44% | 93 |
| #3 | IΠΣIΛΩN | 39% | 23 |
| #4 | Atortosa | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISP.600 | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | ★1Ldestiny | 7 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | IΠΣIΛΩN | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Atortosa | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ISP.600 | 298 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | ★1Ldestiny | 109 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | IΠΣIΛΩN | 70 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Atortosa | 69 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★1Ldestiny | +1.95 | 54 | 63 |
| #2 | Atortosa | +1.16 | 51 | 58 |
| #3 | ISP.600 | -1.41 | 40 | 79 |
| #4 | MaHoRaGa_32 | -1.73 | 27 | 64 |
| #5 | IΠΣIΛΩN | -5.38 | 23 | 73 |





