








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 542 | 24% |
| Smokes | 600 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 597 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 496 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,999 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EkiZ ⛧ | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Ransu | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | tuplapotti | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | Popi | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | timbezu | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popi | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | timbezu | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | tuplapotti | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popi | 262 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | tuplapotti | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ransu | 84 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 62 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | timbezu | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ransu | +3.51 | 72 | 81 |
| #2 | jimBo | +0.99 | 54 | 55 |
| #3 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | +0.61 | 48 | 68 |
| #4 | tuplapotti | -0.72 | 52 | 61 |
| #5 | Popi | -0.72 | 32 | 79 |





