








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1966 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1611 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1522 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1731 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,220 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popi | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | tuplapotti | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Ransu | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Manageri | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | timbezu | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popi | 1178 | 0.35 | 33 min |
| #2 | Ransu | 392 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | tuplapotti | 255 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | timbezu | 60 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | jimBo | 26 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ransu | +3.78 | 68 | 79 |
| #2 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | +1.67 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | jimBo | +0.69 | 57 | 54 |
| #4 | timbezu | -0.47 | 48 | 55 |
| #5 | tuplapotti | -0.58 | 49 | 56 |





