








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 141 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7078 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5342 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3840 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3806 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,710 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timbezu | 55% | 103 |
| #2 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 55% | 172 |
| #3 | tuplapotti | 53% | 297 |
| #4 | Ransu | 52% | 342 |
| #5 | jimBo | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ransu | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | tuplapotti | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Manageri | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | timbezu | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ransu | +3.98 | 67 | 80 |
| #2 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | +2.05 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | jimBo | +1.10 | 56 | 54 |
| #4 | tuplapotti | -0.36 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | Popi | -0.69 | 36 | 76 |





