








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 177 matches | ||
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5163 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6200 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4602 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4125 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,938 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 57% | 188 |
| #2 | jimBo | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | timbezu | 54% | 100 |
| #4 | tuplapotti | 53% | 347 |
| #5 | Popi | 52% | 342 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popi | 34 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | tuplapotti | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Manageri | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | timbezu | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ransu | +3.95 | 67 | 79 |
| #2 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | +1.79 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | tuplapotti | -0.22 | 47 | 57 |
| #4 | jimBo | -0.35 | 49 | 48 |
| #5 | Popi | -0.78 | 36 | 76 |





