








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 533 | 14% |
| Smokes | 984 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1220 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1063 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,553 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuplapotti | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | Popi | 55% | 103 |
| #3 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 55% | 55 |
| #4 | Ransu | 54% | 100 |
| #5 | jimBo | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popi | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | tuplapotti | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Ransu | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popi | 625 | 0.31 | 18 min |
| #2 | Ransu | 253 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | tuplapotti | 176 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | 152 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | jimBo | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ransu | +3.90 | 67 | 81 |
| #2 | potatoB #mahatäynnä | +1.26 | 56 | 67 |
| #3 | jimBo | +0.15 | 51 | 56 |
| #4 | tuplapotti | -0.43 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | timbezu | -0.84 | 45 | 51 |





