








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4794 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6098 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5560 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4163 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,369 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZyZZ | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Gonakuski | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | kinttu⛟♿ | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Yoshi | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Artne | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonakuski | 1449 | 0.23 | 41 min |
| #2 | MARA 👑 | 501 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Yoshi | 469 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | Rähinä? | 458 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #5 | Artne | 331 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoshi | +2.74 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Juulukuppeli | +1.95 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | ZyZZ | +1.93 | 90 | 55 |
| #4 | Rähinä? | +1.18 | 68 | 78 |
| #5 | Gonakuski | +0.81 | 58 | 76 |





