








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2865 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1537 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3092 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2122 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,848 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juulukuppeli | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Gonakuski | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Kiviviki ♪ | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | kinttu⛟♿ | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Rähinä? | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonakuski | 1164 | 0.23 | 34 min |
| #2 | Rähinä? | 368 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | Juulukuppeli | 301 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Yoshi | 228 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kiviviki ♪ | 180 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoshi | +2.80 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Rähinä? | +1.52 | 66 | 79 |
| #3 | Juulukuppeli | +1.46 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Gonakuski | +1.25 | 57 | 77 |
| #5 | Kiviviki ♪ | +0.30 | 55 | 62 |





