








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2070 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 765 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11334 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10931 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10668 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9146 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,966,620 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 786 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoshi | +2.54 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | PIIPPO | +2.51 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | Juulukuppeli | +0.56 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Rähinä? | +0.30 | 71 | 79 |
| #5 | äkäne | +0.26 | 69 | 68 |





