








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Wingman | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12914 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10891 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9938 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7417 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,743,498 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Lussky | 42% | 57 |
| #13 | Kiviviki ♪ | 42% | 88 |
| #14 | Artne | 41% | 232 |
| #15 | JukkaR♿ | 40% | 266 |
| #16 | tiina | 38% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juulukuppeli | 44 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Artne | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | JukkaR♿ | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Yoshi | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Rähinä? | 11 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rähinä? | 1433 | 0.26 | 41 min |
| #2 | MARA 👑 | 760 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #3 | Yoshi | 736 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #4 | Artne | 716 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #5 | Juulukuppeli | 687 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoshi | +2.90 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | Juulukuppeli | +1.74 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Gonakuski | +1.40 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | Rähinä? | +0.71 | 67 | 79 |
| #5 | Hautakivi | +0.32 | 65 | 63 |





