








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5800 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3590 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5435 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3539 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,728,355 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoshi | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Juulukuppeli | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | olivia | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | tiina | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | JukkaR♿ | 6 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonakuski | 1073 | 0.23 | 31 min |
| #2 | Yoshi | 783 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | Rähinä? | 352 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #4 | Juulukuppeli | 254 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | olivia | 230 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoshi | +3.38 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Juulukuppeli | +1.81 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | Rähinä? | +1.18 | 67 | 80 |
| #4 | Hautakivi | +1.06 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | Gonakuski | +0.59 | 54 | 75 |





