








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 196 matches | ||
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11074 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7410 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7807 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8072 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,622,867 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sdo | 45% | 258 |
| #8 | syN | Vik | 43% | 35 |
| #9 | ⚡rez | 43% | 68 |
| #10 | c0dA//.- | 38% | 47 |
| #11 | BounDie | 37% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sdo | 742 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | m | 276 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | c0dA//.- | 227 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Extremogato | 219 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | BounDie | 196 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBonk | +1.64 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | retraC | +0.87 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Extremogato | +0.86 | 49 | 57 |
| #4 | c0dA//.- | -0.15 | 70 | 73 |
| #5 | ⚡rez | -0.19 | 73 | 53 |





