








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 902 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 502 matches | ||
| Faceit | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7968 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6953 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9591 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6937 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,453,803 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 864 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | titter | 59% | 66 |
| #2 | Extremogato | 52% | 153 |
| #3 | b' | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | Hudson | 49% | 83 |
| #5 | syN | Vik | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TheBonk | 45% | 258 |
| #9 | m | 44% | 290 |
| #10 | ⚡rez | 43% | 70 |
| #11 | cancel | 42% | 50 |
| #12 | Swade | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Extremogato | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | c0dA//.- | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Hudson | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Swade | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBonk | 1515 | 0.27 | 38 min |
| #2 | c0dA//.- | 729 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #3 | m | 572 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | Sammy ; ) | 378 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #5 | Extremogato | 307 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b' | +3.24 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | titter | +2.49 | 89 | 69 |
| #3 | Extremogato | +1.27 | 49 | 60 |
| #4 | c0dA//.- | +0.77 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | Hudson | +0.64 | 81 | 65 |





