








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 896 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Faceit | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5477 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4530 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4654 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4223 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,119,010 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Extremogato | 51% | 57 |
| #2 | m | 46% | 81 |
| #3 | Makoto | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | sdo | 43% | 70 |
| #5 | TheBonk | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | m | 46% | 81 |
| #3 | Makoto | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | sdo | 43% | 70 |
| #5 | TheBonk | 43% | 68 |
| #6 | Fandoo | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Extremogato | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | sdo | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Makoto | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheBonk | 401 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #2 | sdo | 226 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | m | 205 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Fandoo | 150 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Makoto | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡rez | +1.06 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | Extremogato | +0.77 | 52 | 62 |
| #3 | Makoto | +0.62 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | TheBonk | -0.06 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | m | -0.13 | 62 | 67 |





