








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2383 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2600 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1882 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2813 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,802 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benzi | 55% | 118 |
| #2 | RaksaRaimo | 53% | 89 |
| #3 | jepuli | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 52% | 272 |
| #5 | Miksux | 52% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | jepuli | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 52% | 272 |
| #5 | Miksux | 52% | 277 |
| #6 | ED | 50% | 130 |
| #7 | rPART | 47% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miksux | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ED | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | rPART | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | RaksaRaimo | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 1297 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | Miksux | 1007 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #3 | ED | 501 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Benzi | 381 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | rPART | 177 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruiBa | +3.84 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | +1.59 | 51 | 73 |
| #3 | RaksaRaimo | +0.09 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | ED | -1.09 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | Miksux | -1.79 | 49 | 59 |





