








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 974 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 722 matches | ||
| Wingman | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17486 | 37% |
| Smokes | 11805 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11123 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7217 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,526,923 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 504 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruiBa | 55% | 118 |
| #2 | Miksux | 50% | 183 |
| #3 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 48% | 214 |
| #4 | rPART | 45% | 91 |
| #5 | Sotalaiva | 45% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruiBa | 55% | 118 |
| #2 | Miksux | 50% | 183 |
| #3 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 48% | 214 |
| #4 | rPART | 45% | 91 |
| #5 | Sotalaiva | 45% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sotalaiva | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Miksux | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | skruiBa | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | rPART | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 1099 | 0.26 | 29 min |
| #2 | Miksux | 671 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | Sotalaiva | 468 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | skruiBa | 376 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | rPART | 130 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruiBa | +4.35 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | +2.53 | 49 | 73 |
| #3 | Benzi | -0.04 | 24 | 63 |
| #4 | Miksux | -0.69 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | Sotalaiva | -1.05 | 21 | 41 |





