








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1445 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10314 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10187 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7710 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7399 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,239,933 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2877 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ED | 53% | 73 |
| #2 | skruiBa | 53% | 89 |
| #3 | Peli ankka 13 | 53% | 432 |
| #4 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 50% | 137 |
| #5 | Aku Ankka | 49% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaksaRaimo | +4.42 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | skruiBa | +3.41 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Peli ankka 13 | +3.14 | 83 | 44 |
| #4 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | +1.05 | 48 | 72 |
| #5 | ED | -0.42 | 66 | 53 |





