








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6461 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5169 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2769 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2862 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,818 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jepuli | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | skruiBa | 52% | 272 |
| #3 | RaksaRaimo | 50% | 137 |
| #4 | Miksux | 50% | 389 |
| #5 | Benzi | 48% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RaksaRaimo | 50% | 137 |
| #4 | Miksux | 50% | 389 |
| #5 | Benzi | 48% | 214 |
| #6 | ED | 48% | 160 |
| #7 | rPART | 46% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruiBa | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Miksux | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Benzi | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ED | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | rPART | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miksux | 1435 | 0.18 | 37 min |
| #2 | skruiBa | 792 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | Benzi | 690 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | ED | 600 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #5 | rPART | 326 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruiBa | +3.78 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | +1.91 | 50 | 72 |
| #3 | RaksaRaimo | +0.34 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | ED | -0.47 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | Miksux | -1.34 | 49 | 59 |





