








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6342 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2883 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4518 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3679 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,532,426 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 510 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Benzi | 50% | 183 |
| #5 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 50% | 389 |
| #6 | RaksaRaimo | 49% | 146 |
| #7 | ED | 48% | 192 |
| #8 | rPART | 46% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruiBa | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Benzi | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ED | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | RaksaRaimo | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᾎŗʑýɗę | 2049 | 0.26 | 54 min |
| #2 | skruiBa | 799 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | ED | 730 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #4 | Benzi | 598 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | rPART | 348 | 0.08 | 8 min |





