








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 755 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 525 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7196 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6406 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5828 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5722 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,663,848 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodlySui | 57% | 120 |
| #2 | fawn | 55% | 352 |
| #3 | Joshuaeast | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | KSHY | 52% | 403 |
| #5 | Crane141 | 50% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Joshuaeast | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | KSHY | 52% | 403 |
| #5 | Crane141 | 50% | 64 |
| #6 | Tommo | 47% | 105 |
| #7 | チャド | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KSHY | 47 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | fawn | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Tommo | 12 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | GodlySui | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Joshuaeast | 5 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KSHY | 919 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | GodlySui | 287 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tommo | 223 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Crane141 | 166 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | チャド | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crane141 | +3.16 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | GodlySui | +2.98 | 69 | 44 |
| #3 | KSHY | +2.47 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | J3LLY | -0.12 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | Joshuaeast | -0.55 | 44 | 54 |





