








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 382 | 27% |
| Smokes | 161 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 559 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 297 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $277,980 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodlySui | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | KSHY | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | Joshuaeast | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | J3LLY | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | fawn | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Joshuaeast | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | J3LLY | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | fawn | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | Crane141 | 39% | 18 |
| #7 | Tommo | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J3LLY | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | KSHY | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Joshuaeast | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KSHY | 106 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | J3LLY | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Crane141 | 32 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tommo | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | GodlySui | 20 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodlySui | +5.54 | 69 | 47 |
| #2 | Crane141 | +3.93 | 90 | 58 |
| #3 | KSHY | +1.90 | 62 | 71 |
| #4 | J3LLY | -0.36 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | チャド | -0.63 | 79 | 41 |





