








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1558 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1159 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1444 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1385 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,499 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crane141 | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | KSHY | 57% | 119 |
| #3 | J3LLY | 57% | 120 |
| #4 | Tommo | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | Koselicious | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Koselicious | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | foltrever | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | lookslikeLucca | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | Ylia | 38% | 39 |
| #9 | Cherufe | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommo | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Cherufe | 9 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | KSHY | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | foltrever | 7 | 0.0219 |
| #5 | lookslikeLucca | 6 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KSHY | 272 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | J3LLY | 191 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tommo | 149 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Crane141 | 78 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Koselicious | 77 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodlySui | +3.55 | 67 | 47 |
| #2 | Crane141 | +2.97 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | KSHY | +2.15 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | Cherufe | +0.60 | 36 | 50 |
| #5 | lookslikeLucca | -0.85 | 27 | 30 |





