








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 234 | 23% |
| Smokes | 205 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 518 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 71 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,443 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | La Reyna <3 | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Rizzle | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | thaisoni | 45% | 86 |
| #4 | M4fChees~ | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 43% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | M4fChees~ | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 43% | 118 |
| #6 | Vaniks | 39% | 59 |
| #7 | 1st Lieutenant Aldo raine | 36% | 14 |
| #8 | jespersietheunissen | 34% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 55 | 0.0243 |
| #2 | jespersietheunissen | 30 | 0.0188 |
| #3 | thaisoni | 22 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | Vaniks | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | M4fChees~ | 6 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | 211 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | thaisoni | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Vaniks | 71 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | jespersietheunissen | 61 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | La Reyna <3 | 34 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rizzle | +7.03 | 56 | 40 |
| #2 | La Reyna <3 | +5.15 | 56 | 28 |
| #3 | M4fChees~ | +4.58 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖝 | +4.13 | 66 | 32 |
| #5 | thaisoni | +2.85 | 53 | 36 |





