








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2076 | 12% |
| Smokes | 6540 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 4149 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4494 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,663,794 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ELAJAS | 42% | 31 |
| #12 | Matu | 42% | 31 |
| #13 | A_A | 42% | 96 |
| #14 | Kullpull | 38% | 37 |
| #15 | UN3xpected | 29% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIGER | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Insane | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Janxu | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | UN3xpected | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | .--NuKi--. | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIGER | 295 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Insane | 258 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #3 | Janxu | 208 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | .--NuKi--. | 194 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | 146 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kullpull | +6.90 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | TIGER | +2.90 | 46 | 55 |
| #3 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | +2.37 | 69 | 41 |
| #4 | Janxu | +2.35 | 71 | 45 |
| #5 | Matu | +1.91 | 65 | 64 |





