








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2657 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3429 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3309 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2478 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,700,007 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ELAJAS | 53% | 55 |
| #2 | master10we | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | LazyTonightus | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Kullpull | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janxu | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | A_A | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ✪ Nossu. | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | master10we | 4 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janxu | 275 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | ✪ Nossu. | 216 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | A_A | 149 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | TIGER | 140 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kullpull | 139 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kullpull | +7.32 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Monkey be gamin | +5.83 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | +3.17 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | TIGER | +1.52 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ Nossu. | +1.50 | 58 | 78 |





