








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1070 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 471 matches | ||
| Premier | 442 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2664 | 10% |
| Smokes | 9303 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 8159 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 7249 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,359,493 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | A_A | 45% | 157 |
| #9 | .--NuKi--. | 45% | 187 |
| #10 | TIGER | 44% | 577 |
| #11 | pewpew | 44% | 415 |
| #12 | ELAJAS | 44% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIGER | 37 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | UN3xpected | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | pewpew | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Hel(l) | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Janxu | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIGER | 729 | 0.06 | 18 min |
| #2 | UN3xpected | 314 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | pewpew | 258 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #4 | Janxu | 225 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | .--NuKi--. | 207 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 | +2.68 | 71 | 47 |
| #2 | TIGER | +2.41 | 48 | 54 |
| #3 | Janxu | +1.89 | 70 | 42 |
| #4 | EsToNiA:) | +1.06 | 62 | 52 |
| #5 | UN3xpected | +0.65 | 65 | 55 |





