








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1009 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 523 matches | ||
| Faceit | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8221 | 18% |
| Smokes | 13838 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9717 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12898 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,795,482 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRUTUS | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | BuQi | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | Kuumo | 53% | 173 |
| #4 | thmz | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | Valio Play Maitokaakao | 53% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Swagalee | 41% | 224 |
| #13 | Machokommando | 39% | 57 |
| #14 | Arkkienkeli69 | 38% | 114 |
| #15 | Grazziella | 37% | 186 |
| #16 | Larbis | 33% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ipurnauju | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Grazziella | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | skutsi +rep | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Kuumo | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | DimEEE | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ipurnauju | 539 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | skutsi +rep | 435 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Karppi | 428 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Swagalee | 309 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Machokommando | 235 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thmz | +5.39 | 87 | 77 |
| #2 | bRUTUS | +4.57 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Machokommando | +4.41 | 76 | 75 |
| #4 | prnd | +2.89 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | BuQi | +2.19 | 50 | 56 |





