








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 234 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1369 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2554 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 1511 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,700,639 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRUTUS | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | prnd | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Kuumo | 56% | 130 |
| #4 | sasu123 | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Valio Play Maitokaakao | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Grazziella | 45% | 67 |
| #13 | BuQi | 42% | 31 |
| #14 | Swagalee | 41% | 98 |
| #15 | Touch | 40% | 25 |
| #16 | Aspartaam1 | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuidemæn | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Kuumo | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Grazziella | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ipurnauju | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Valio Play Maitokaakao | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuidemæn | 785 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | skutsi +rep | 322 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | ipurnauju | 315 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Karppi | 298 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Swagalee | 140 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thmz | +4.98 | 84 | 78 |
| #2 | sasu123 | +4.43 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | bRUTUS | +4.34 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | skutsi +rep | +2.24 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | prnd | +2.04 | 66 | 55 |





