








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3198 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4975 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4309 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3511 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,824,649 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRUTUS | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | sasu123 | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | Kuumo | 56% | 132 |
| #4 | Arkkienkeli69 | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | Aspartaam1 | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | Machokommando | 41% | 29 |
| #18 | Foxeriino | 41% | 29 |
| #19 | Grazziella | 40% | 82 |
| #20 | KRR#17 | 35% | 34 |
| #21 | Swagalee | 32% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuidemæn | 20 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Kuumo | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Swagalee | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | DimEEE | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | ipurnauju | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuidemæn | 736 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | ipurnauju | 332 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Karppi | 228 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Touch | 145 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Swagalee | 138 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bRUTUS | +3.66 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | Touch | +2.79 | 69 | 86 |
| #3 | sasu123 | +2.76 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | thmz | +2.64 | 85 | 76 |
| #5 | Machokommando | +2.44 | 74 | 72 |





