








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2213 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1543 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1192 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 902 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $78,454 of utility $10 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nullzee | 58% | 121 |
| #2 | ✪ rider | 56% | 170 |
| #3 | ultra gay | 56% | 96 |
| #4 | Gunga Ginga | 53% | 131 |
| #5 | Steve Bourbon | 53% | 312 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve Bourbon | 589 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | ✪ rider | 473 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | kitzy | 198 | 0.37 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nullzee | 176 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gunga Ginga | 132 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nullzee | +5.45 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | Dope Pope | +2.68 | 83 | 37 |
| #3 | ✪ rider | +2.51 | 70 | 39 |
| #4 | esky | +1.44 | 46 | 51 |
| #5 | Shohei Ohtani | +0.33 | 51 | 49 |





