








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2921 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4164 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2554 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2369 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,204,102 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 55% | 349 |
| #2 | poorpl | 55% | 238 |
| #3 | Bait Meio Gordo | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | GamerDamjan | 51% | 186 |
| #5 | Hawka | 50% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 55% | 349 |
| #2 | poorpl | 55% | 238 |
| #3 | Bait Meio Gordo | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | GamerDamjan | 51% | 186 |
| #5 | Hawka | 50% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | poorpl | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | GamerDamjan | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Hawka | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 1392 | 0.19 | 39 min |
| #2 | GamerDamjan | 519 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | poorpl | 457 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Hawka | 417 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | Bait Meio Gordo | 222 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rbnho | +1.85 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Sherra | +1.68 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | Hawka | -0.32 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | GamerDamjan | -0.34 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Bait Meio Gordo | -0.48 | 66 | 71 |





