








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 318 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2682 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4264 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2125 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3830 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,283,152 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait Meio Gordo | 58% | 116 |
| #2 | Noname | 55% | 283 |
| #3 | Noname | 55% | 223 |
| #4 | Sherra | 54% | 428 |
| #5 | rbnho | 50% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bait Meio Gordo | 58% | 116 |
| #2 | Noname | 55% | 283 |
| #3 | Noname | 55% | 223 |
| #4 | Sherra | 54% | 428 |
| #5 | rbnho | 50% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 15 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Noname | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Noname | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | rbnho | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Bait Meio Gordo | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 1868 | 0.20 | 54 min |
| #2 | Noname | 666 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | Noname | 617 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | Bait Meio Gordo | 550 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #5 | rbnho | 473 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | +1.73 | 68 | 75 |
| #2 | rbnho | +0.46 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Bait Meio Gordo | -0.05 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | Hawka | -0.19 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Noname | -0.24 | 78 | 60 |





