








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 539 matches | ||
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 187 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6358 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9581 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6278 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5054 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,880,762 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerDamjan | 58% | 209 |
| #2 | Sherra | 57% | 727 |
| #3 | Bait Meio Gordo | 56% | 166 |
| #4 | Hawka | 55% | 283 |
| #5 | rbnho | 55% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerDamjan | 58% | 209 |
| #2 | Sherra | 57% | 727 |
| #3 | Bait Meio Gordo | 56% | 166 |
| #4 | Hawka | 55% | 283 |
| #5 | rbnho | 55% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 20 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | GamerDamjan | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | rbnho | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Hawka | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Bait Meio Gordo | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | 3294 | 0.21 | 90 min |
| #2 | Bait Meio Gordo | 752 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | GamerDamjan | 598 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | Hawka | 505 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #5 | rbnho | 457 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherra | +2.55 | 69 | 75 |
| #2 | rbnho | +0.92 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | GamerDamjan | +0.19 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Hawka | +0.08 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | Bait Meio Gordo | -0.61 | 62 | 66 |





