








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2776 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4566 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4752 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4344 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,207,484 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | capri | 48% | 204 |
| #11 | Greentown | 45% | 44 |
| #12 | Sipex <><]]! | 45% | 51 |
| #13 | EazyPanda♿ | 43% | 44 |
| #14 | MystiQue | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capri | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Erik | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | M. | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | FD GoD | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | MystiQue | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skaru | 309 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | capri | 259 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | MystiQue | 235 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | FD GoD | 230 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | M. | 224 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FD GoD | +2.37 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | M. | +1.87 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | Greentown | +1.37 | 61 | 55 |
| #4 | capri | +1.06 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | MystiQue | +1.02 | 59 | 79 |





