








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5755 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4924 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5925 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4713 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,030,766 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M. | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Juan | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | HelteN | 54% | 39 |
| #4 | Skumleli | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | FD GoD | 49% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Sipex <><]]! | 47% | 74 |
| #10 | Greentown | 47% | 64 |
| #11 | MystiQue | 43% | 129 |
| #12 | Henken☢✪ | 38% | 26 |
| #13 | capri | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FD GoD | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | EazyPanda♿ | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | MystiQue | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | HelteN | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | capri | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MystiQue | 577 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | EazyPanda♿ | 209 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | FD GoD | 207 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sipex <><]]! | 158 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Skumleli | 138 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FD GoD | +2.04 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | HelteN | +0.87 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | Greentown | +0.65 | 57 | 59 |
| #4 | MystiQue | +0.53 | 57 | 81 |
| #5 | M. | +0.41 | 56 | 68 |





