








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4139 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3823 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4563 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4307 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,595 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skaru | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | Erik | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | boog | 56% | 123 |
| #4 | FD GoD | 55% | 258 |
| #5 | capri | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | capri | 53% | 55 |
| #6 | 🦊MaTaTa! | 47% | 77 |
| #7 | EazyPanda♿ | 46% | 69 |
| #8 | Whiplash | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | MystiQue | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FD GoD | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | EazyPanda♿ | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | boog | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | 🦊MaTaTa! | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | capri | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EazyPanda♿ | 321 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | 🦊MaTaTa! | 255 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | MystiQue | 234 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | FD GoD | 224 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Skaru | 204 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FD GoD | +1.61 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | M. | +0.59 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | capri | +0.42 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | MystiQue | +0.08 | 52 | 79 |
| #5 | Whiplash | -0.26 | 55 | 52 |





