








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1383 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1074 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2345 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,522,286 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - | 32 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | ISMAIL ADIHEIL HUSIMAN | 21 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | [_!tryset!_] | 18 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Akkepoordi | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Abdi | 13 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [_!tryset!_] | 394 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | - | 265 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Akkepoordi | 249 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Abdi | 186 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Piepa | 150 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abdi | +4.78 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Piepa | +0.70 | 59 | 78 |
| #3 | villi liekki | +0.69 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | yngPasmo | +0.45 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | ISMAIL ADIHEIL HUSIMAN | +0.28 | 59 | 46 |





