








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2742 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3732 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2645 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3078 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,362,973 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Abdi | 50% | 135 |
| #9 | yngPasmo | 48% | 91 |
| #10 | villi liekki | 48% | 111 |
| #11 | Somalipeek Robert | 42% | 31 |
| #12 | Vitun Pöllö | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [_!tryset!_] | 418 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | Abdi | 392 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | villi liekki | 284 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Akkepoordi | 244 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | OnlyHäijy | 214 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abdi | +3.79 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | yngPasmo | +1.35 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | villi liekki | +0.77 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | Piepa | +0.28 | 62 | 75 |
| #5 | Vitun Pöllö | -0.08 | 62 | 50 |





