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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 509 | 26% |
| Smokes | 602 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 503 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 329 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,118 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yngPasmo | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Alice:) | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | Leevi | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | jspr! | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | Fumblaaja | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kissanpiiskaaja | 19 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | jspr! | 12 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Alice:) | 10 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | Fumblaaja | 8 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Leevi | 4 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alice:) | 218 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | jspr! | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kissanpiiskaaja | 85 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fumblaaja | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | yngPasmo | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leevi | +3.71 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | yngPasmo | +2.02 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Fumblaaja | +1.94 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | ISMAIL ADIHEIL HUSIMAN | +0.16 | 57 | 38 |
| #5 | jspr! | +0.11 | 65 | 57 |





