








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1589 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1964 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1538 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1246 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,679 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piepa | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | OnlyHäijy | 54% | 123 |
| #3 | [_!tryset!_] | 54% | 83 |
| #4 | - | 53% | 121 |
| #5 | villi liekki | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OnlyHäijy | 30 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | - | 30 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | [_!tryset!_] | 11 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | villi liekki | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Abdi | 7 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [_!tryset!_] | 287 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | - | 237 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | OnlyHäijy | 188 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Abdi | 132 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | villi liekki | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abdi | +4.98 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | villi liekki | +1.76 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Piepa | +0.57 | 61 | 76 |
| #4 | Akkepoordi | +0.33 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | yngPasmo | -0.04 | 70 | 68 |





