








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2864 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2110 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2163 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1845 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,113 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koi | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | nerf electro giant | 59% | 102 |
| #3 | CJ_2K | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | evan | 46% | 71 |
| #5 | Poweruser | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koi | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | nerf electro giant | 59% | 102 |
| #3 | CJ_2K | 53% | 60 |
| #4 | evan | 46% | 71 |
| #5 | Poweruser | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CJ_2K | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | nerf electro giant | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | evan | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Koi | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | 301 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | CJ_2K | 162 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | evan | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Poweruser | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Koi | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nerf electro giant | +2.93 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | BigDickLarry | +1.10 | 74 | 76 |
| #3 | CJ_2K | -0.51 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | evan | -1.04 | 77 | 39 |
| #5 | Koi | -1.91 | 78 | 40 |





