








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 565 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1563 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1708 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $441,716 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazzy | 49% | 95 |
| #2 | LilTigerX | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | Czekalski | 48% | 160 |
| #4 | Roobbaatt | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | Jess | 45% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AverageWheelchairEnjoyer | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Czekalski | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Jess | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Gazzy | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Roobbaatt | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AverageWheelchairEnjoyer | 580 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Czekalski | 297 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Gazzy | 218 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Roobbaatt | 86 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | LilTigerX | 86 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazzy | +1.01 | 52 | 58 |
| #2 | Czekalski | +0.98 | 50 | 54 |
| #3 | AverageWheelchairEnjoyer | +0.51 | 51 | 69 |
| #4 | LilTigerX | -0.37 | 56 | 57 |
| #5 | Jess | -0.80 | 49 | 48 |





