








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 580 | 29% |
| Smokes | 565 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 495 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 366 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,101 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRav3n | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Kenpar | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Blomst | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | jonasthepanda | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | The untextured | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blomst | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Taquito | 37 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | TheRav3n | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | The untextured | 25 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | kr3a7ur | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRav3n | +3.70 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | jonasthepanda | +3.40 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | Blomst | +2.02 | 66 | 49 |
| #4 | kr3a7ur | +1.36 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | Patty | +0.24 | 44 | 59 |





